Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts

Thursday, July 9, 2009

This is SO gross!

WARNING: This is a gross post!
So earlier this afternoon Shelby had a poop explosion while sitting in her BUMBO Seat. In reference to an earlier post that you can read HERE...Yes, I decided to get her one and I love it.
Ok so back to the story. Well, by the time I finished dealing with the poop (Here's some poo, there's some poo, everywhere there's some poo!) and bathing Shelby I had forgotten all about the BUMBO. So later when I thought to clean it the poo had dried. EHW! So what did I do you ask...or maybe you didn't! ;) I reconstituted the poo. Yup that's what I said. I sprayed it and sprayed it with antibacterial cleaner until it was loose enough to wipe up. I warned you this post was gross. TMI!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Oh the joys of motherhood!

Warning: If you are squeamish continue reading at your own risk.
This morning when I was conducting the endless ritual of changing Shelby's diaper something unexpected happened. I removed her diaper and then reached down to get a wipe. (This is your last warning!!! Consider looking away.) I heard something and looked up to see poop shooting across the table and almost hitting the door! It was everywhere! On her new diaper, on a stack of clothes sitting on the changing table, ON MY PHONE, and all over the floor. After running to grab a roll of paper towels and antibacterial wipes I spent the next 10 minutes cleaning up the mess. Is my child pressurized?
Needless to say I added baby bath time to our morning.
Please leave comments about any funny baby stories you have. I would love the here from you! :)